Tag: adult
member name: Judith S.
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August 27, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
I am on disability, I live under the poverty level.
I was lucky enough to be able to build a home and get a new automobile a few months before I hit the "below the poverty level". . . .
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December 08, 2006 06:49 PM EST --
Two very elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show . . .
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December 08, 2006 06:59 PM EST --
HER DIARY:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact . . .
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December 04, 2006 11:43 AM EST --
Shriveled Old Fisherman
Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns HopkinsHospitalin Baltimore.
We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to outpatients . . .
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December 04, 2006 11:46 AM EST --
READ CAREFULLY!!
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right . . .
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December 08, 2006 06:36 PM EST --
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant,
"you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a
strange man."
"That's correct," says . . .
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December 18, 2006 09:20 AM EST --
Wyoming State Police - Gotta Love 'Em!!
In most of the northern states, there is a policy of checking on any
stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to the
single digits or . . .
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January 27, 2007 02:06 PM EST --
"In California," said Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger,
"when you pull someone over, you have to have
an ID with two pictures...
before plastic surgery and after."
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January 27, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
I came out of a convenience store the other day and some
seedy looking guy walks up to me and holds up a little
sign: "DEAF & DUMB... Can you spare $10?" . . .
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January 27, 2007 02:10 PM EST --
The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas
of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the nude," she
advised. "You should always . . .
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March 19, 2007 09:31 PM EDT --
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I
noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue. . . .
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May 27, 2007 02:43 PM EDT --
I am the only one who is tired of the idiots of the world? Not the ones who are truly limited, but the ones who seem to not use their brain for one nano second before they open their mouths? . . .
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September 15, 2007 01:20 PM EDT --
I needed to get some soft drinks, or as we call them here cokes, which means any bottler, flavor, can or bottle...lol. First you ask if someone wants a coke then you ask if they want a 7up, . . .
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December 13, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter . . .
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January 27, 2007 01:59 PM EST --
Bill had been quite the ladies man and player all his life,
but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was
getting concerned about him.
"Bill," advised the doctor, "I . . .
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January 19, 2007 11:22 AM EST --
Hi Ya'll.....
At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people."
Then I heard these . . .
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September 10, 2008 07:19 PM EDT --
It seems there are few people on Gather that will post one line sentences and expect others to rate them, comment, and view so they get points, yet they, themselves do not extend that same courtesy to . . .
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December 23, 2006 11:18 AM EST --
Mango Egg Nog
2 ripe mangos, peeled, pitted, and chopped
4 medium banannas, peeled and chopped
4 cups chilled vanilla-flavored soy milk
1/2 cups suger or Splenda
4 tablespoons rum extract
2 tablespoons . . .
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June 08, 2007 02:58 PM EDT --
Do you ever have times when you look at someone and want to say "I'm sorry, I forgot I asked you for your opinion"?
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March 09, 2007 10:46 AM EST --
I thought some of you who smoke may want to take advantage of this...Since we love freebies...
Free Zippo from Marlboro...
Call 1-800-627-2676
Enter code: 3881
You must be 21 / older and a smoker. . . .
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