Tag: fun
member name: Judith S.
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December 12, 2006 04:52 PM EST --
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0437287377
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February 28, 2007 10:35 AM EST --
SENIOR BREAKFAST
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good, but I don't . . .
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December 13, 2006 10:43 AM EST --
Without any paperwork, Grandpa started getting a $500 check every month.
So Grandpa and Grandma started cashing them. It turns out an insurance company made a mistake with the address.
The checks . . .
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December 13, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDLY POLITICIANS AND LET THEM KNOW WE THE PEOPLE KNOW WHATS GOING ON..
Here's how it works in Louisiana :
The steps at the Louisiana State Capitol need some repairs, . . .
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December 18, 2006 09:20 AM EST --
Wyoming State Police - Gotta Love 'Em!!
In most of the northern states, there is a policy of checking on any
stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to the
single digits or . . .
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January 27, 2007 12:22 PM EST --
I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10 . . .
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January 27, 2007 02:06 PM EST --
"In California," said Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger,
"when you pull someone over, you have to have
an ID with two pictures...
before plastic surgery and after."
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January 27, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
I came out of a convenience store the other day and some
seedy looking guy walks up to me and holds up a little
sign: "DEAF & DUMB... Can you spare $10?" . . .
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January 27, 2007 02:10 PM EST --
The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas
of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
"Never let your husband see you in the nude," she
advised. "You should always . . .
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December 13, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter . . .
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January 27, 2007 01:59 PM EST --
Bill had been quite the ladies man and player all his life,
but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was
getting concerned about him.
"Bill," advised the doctor, "I . . .
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January 27, 2007 02:07 PM EST --
Husband: "Dear, have you been cutting expenses like I told you to?"
Blonde Wife: "Yes, honey, I was able to slash our expenses last month just like you asked.
Everything . . .
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August 09, 2007 04:46 PM EDT --
Here is a nice website link to find cities in the United States that are haunted along with short stories about each haunting.
http://theshadowlands.net/places/
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August 13, 2007 11:29 AM EDT --
Name a TV show that is no longer aired but you loved.
Mine is "Queen for a Day".
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June 16, 2008 02:52 PM EDT --
Saturday I met with a group of young people who are couch surfer hosts or couch surfers. There is a website http://www.couchsurfers.com/ that I belong to along with these young people. . . .
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July 14, 2008 12:48 PM EDT --
Menopausal woman with nasty temper has 85 Grand Prix for sale <hr>Date: 2008-04-28, 8:55AM EDT
Let's answer some questions before I describe the car. Humour me... please...
1. NO, . . .
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May 01, 2007 10:34 AM EDT --
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07.
This will never happen again.
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June 06, 2008 03:05 PM EDT --
No abc or 123, just post your favorite simile.
Hot as the hinges of hell.
You can post one or a million. Have a good day.
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August 26, 2008 08:09 PM EDT --
My wonderful friend Darryl is always looking for ways for me to be able to enjoy life outside my home like everyone else does. One obstacle is that I have to drive to every location myself and park . . .
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August 13, 2007 11:57 AM EDT --
When I was around six or seven years old my sister who is 8 years older than me had a science project to do for school. She choose to hatch moth eggs.
She industriously went out searching for a . . .
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