Tag: people
member name: Judith S.
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April 23, 2007 11:22 AM EDT --
I got a call last night from my brother and his wife. They have discovered the joys of having a teenage daughter who can drive. She is I believe 16.
It would seem she gave them the age old . . .
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August 27, 2007 12:22 PM EDT --
I am on disability, I live under the poverty level.
I was lucky enough to be able to build a home and get a new automobile a few months before I hit the "below the poverty level". . . .
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November 29, 2006 12:03 PM EST --
Well everyone, it's a seventeen pound girl. She is disease free and getting medicine to keep her that way. She had her doctor's appointment today. I had her checked for heartworms . . .
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December 12, 2006 04:52 PM EST --
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0437287377
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March 21, 2007 03:09 PM EDT --
Well, yesterday I got out, I went to the local zoo. Horrible decision. First it takes 45 minutes to get there. A notell hotel ho decided to cross a six lane highway at 11:30am in front . . .
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November 15, 2006 04:43 PM EST --
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
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November 15, 2006 05:31 PM EST --
Well, Monday night I get this phone call about 9pm and my neighbor asks me if my dog is in the house. I stop and think, he has been awfully quiet for a couple of hours I better go look.
Well, . . .
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November 22, 2006 04:56 PM EST --
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the
scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" . . .
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November 28, 2006 09:39 PM EST --
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. . . .
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November 28, 2006 09:49 PM EST --
"The Gold Wrapping Paper"
The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even . . .
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December 01, 2006 01:03 PM EST --
I read an article this morning that stated 1 out of every 32 people in the United States is on parole, probation or is incarcerated. This shows a disturbing trend in this country.
How should we . . .
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December 04, 2006 11:43 AM EST --
Shriveled Old Fisherman
Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns HopkinsHospitalin Baltimore.
We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to outpatients . . .
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December 10, 2006 10:49 AM EST --
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December 13, 2006 10:45 AM EST --
PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDLY POLITICIANS AND LET THEM KNOW WE THE PEOPLE KNOW WHATS GOING ON..
Here's how it works in Louisiana :
The steps at the Louisiana State Capitol need some repairs, . . .
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December 18, 2006 09:20 AM EST --
Wyoming State Police - Gotta Love 'Em!!
In most of the northern states, there is a policy of checking on any
stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to the
single digits or . . .
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April 20, 2007 09:47 AM EDT --
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," She replied. "Two years older than me." . . .
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May 27, 2007 02:43 PM EDT --
I am the only one who is tired of the idiots of the world? Not the ones who are truly limited, but the ones who seem to not use their brain for one nano second before they open their mouths? . . .
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September 15, 2007 01:20 PM EDT --
I needed to get some soft drinks, or as we call them here cokes, which means any bottler, flavor, can or bottle...lol. First you ask if someone wants a coke then you ask if they want a 7up, . . .
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December 13, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter . . .
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November 21, 2006 02:02 PM EST --
It would seem that my boarder is back. I heard a loud barking at the gate to my backyard about two hours ago, and there she was, calling to her boyfriend (Joe Jr.) to let her in.
I opened my kitchen . . .
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