Tag: random musings
member name: Judith S.
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December 03, 2006 07:35 PM EST --
In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's . . .
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November 15, 2006 04:43 PM EST --
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
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November 15, 2006 05:31 PM EST --
Well, Monday night I get this phone call about 9pm and my neighbor asks me if my dog is in the house. I stop and think, he has been awfully quiet for a couple of hours I better go look.
Well, . . .
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November 22, 2006 04:56 PM EST --
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the
scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" . . .
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November 28, 2006 09:39 PM EST --
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. . . .
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December 04, 2006 11:43 AM EST --
Shriveled Old Fisherman
Our house was directly across the street from the clinic entrance of Johns HopkinsHospitalin Baltimore.
We lived downstairs and rented the upstairs rooms to outpatients . . .
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December 04, 2006 11:46 AM EST --
READ CAREFULLY!!
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right . . .
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March 19, 2007 12:26 PM EDT --
I seem to be in a rut. I need to get out and get dog food (not the contaminated kind I hope), some soft drinks, things like bread, bird food, ..... etc.
I don't want to go. I am stuck . . .
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March 19, 2007 09:31 PM EDT --
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I
noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, and blue. . . .
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November 21, 2006 02:02 PM EST --
It would seem that my boarder is back. I heard a loud barking at the gate to my backyard about two hours ago, and there she was, calling to her boyfriend (Joe Jr.) to let her in.
I opened my kitchen . . .
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March 21, 2007 03:09 PM EDT --
Well, yesterday I got out, I went to the local zoo. Horrible decision. First it takes 45 minutes to get there. A notell hotel ho decided to cross a six lane highway at 11:30am in front . . .
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September 10, 2008 07:19 PM EDT --
It seems there are few people on Gather that will post one line sentences and expect others to rate them, comment, and view so they get points, yet they, themselves do not extend that same courtesy to . . .
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April 28, 2009 05:45 PM EDT --
I will never forget sitting on the stool in front of my Grandmother's vanity and looking at the strangest looking curlers I had ever seen. I thought I had seen most things used as curlers in . . .
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June 08, 2007 02:58 PM EDT --
Do you ever have times when you look at someone and want to say "I'm sorry, I forgot I asked you for your opinion"?
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November 05, 2006 11:40 AM EST --
I am sure I am not the only woman or person who has been contacted by a man or woman about wanting to get to know you. In your third chat session they profess their love for you, they cannot live . . .
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May 01, 2007 10:34 AM EDT --
At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be 02:03:04 05/06/07.
This will never happen again.
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June 06, 2008 03:05 PM EDT --
No abc or 123, just post your favorite simile.
Hot as the hinges of hell.
You can post one or a million. Have a good day.
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November 20, 2006 12:16 PM EST --
For the life of me I will never understand some pet owners. I took in what I thought was a stray dog last Monday. I did the right thing, I called all the vets within 25 miles, I called the . . .
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August 13, 2007 11:57 AM EDT --
When I was around six or seven years old my sister who is 8 years older than me had a science project to do for school. She choose to hatch moth eggs.
She industriously went out searching for a . . .
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November 05, 2006 02:22 PM EST --
Cake Mix Cookies
Ingredients:
2 Eggs
1/3 cup Oil
1 package any Flavor Cake Mix
Directions:
Lightly beat together eggs, and oil.
Add half of cake mix and beat well. Beat in reamining cake mix. Drop cookie . . .
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